I WANT A FUCKING OWL
screw the owl, I want her.
Anonymous asked: <p>did marykate get a nose job?<br/>
her nose looks different than her sister’s, but I didn’t think it used to.</p>
I don’t all sure, but I think she did. Take a look in this picture http://photos.commongate.com/11/31249_c7lupb2zmp_m.jpg
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Why am I watching a horror movie while I sit home alone in the dark with my wet hair in a towel at 6:33 on a Wednesday?
Oh because apparently this is my life post-secondary ed. This, and obsessively drinking Chai.
Cue the chainsaw and me hiding beneath a blue quilt!
Starbucks is full of people-watchers this morning.
Usually I do the people-watching. Today, I am being watched. This means one thing. I should make their time and potential blog post later today worth it. I should pick my nose and eat it, then grin at my pointer finger.
In their defense, I do resemble a person with dissociative identity disorder today. Whenever I read silently in my head, I move my lips around a lot. It looks like I’m talking to myself. And I’ve been reading in my head since 11am.
And I’m not sorry.
Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things #1: Sword of Omens.
Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them.Mark Haddon (The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time)